Quotes of the Week

Sister Hulme sent this me. Feel free to ask me about the stories behind them when you call.

Love,
Kate


On Tue, Dec 22, 2009 at 1:10 PM, Laurel Hulme wrote:

Quote of the Year (President Hapgood, British): "There are two ways to make the Church grow in Poland. The first is to baptize new converts. The second, is to make babies."

Quote of the Week (Elder Loosli, District Leader): "I leave the room for TWO minutes, and we're buying the zone leaders underwear."

Band names of the week: April Fat, Patriarch Flynn, Patch-up Trade, Midway

Contacting tactic of the transfer: Act completely crazy, figure out who watches you, then apologize to them for being crazy and invite them to institute (among other things). Works every time.